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2006-01-04T07:31:00.000+03:30

In Weblog Be In Address Enteghal Yaft ---> http://srm3ven.blogsky.com ---> Ma Ra Ba Nazarate Khod Dar Edameye In Rah Yari Farmaeid, Moteshakeram!
Al Bate Inja Ham minevisim...

2006-01-04T07:23:00.000+03:30

3daste adaman ke taneshoon mikhare 1.oonayi ke cheshmak mizanan vali shomare nemidan 2.oonayi ke shomare migiran vali zang nemizanan 3.oonayi ke offato vase khodet mifrestan

2006-01-04T07:22:00.000+03:30

ye soal mesle khore oftade be joonam, onam ineke : pedare pesare shoja ghabl az inke pesare shoja bedonya biyad esmesh chi bood?

2006-01-04T07:21:00.001+03:30

Az rooze aval shookhi shookhi... shookhi jedi shod. shookhitarin jedie omram doost dashtanet bood va jedi tarin shookhi omram az dastdadanet bood!

2006-01-04T07:21:00.000+03:30

Emrooz 4 shanbast, vase ghafel gir kardan amvat salavat!

2006-01-04T07:19:00.000+03:30

Cheshmat mesle darya mimoone mizari joorabamo toosh beshooram?

2005-12-26T07:49:00.000+03:30

Mard, mojoode bichare!!! Vaghti ke be donya miad hame hale mamanesho miporsan! Vaghti ezdevaj mikone hame migan che aroose khoshgeli! Vagti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh!!!

2005-12-24T06:40:00.000+03:30

Az man porsid mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito, goftam zendegimo. Narahat shodo raft bichare nemidoonest hameye zendegime.

2005-12-24T06:37:00.000+03:30

20 bar didamet. 19 bar behet khandidam. 18 bar be man akhm kardi. 17 bar az dastam khaste shodi. vali 16 bar dige say kardam va 15 jomle asheghoone ra 14 bar be 13 zaban va 12 lahje va 11 rooz va roozi 10 bar be komake 9 nafar be to goftam. ama to 8 bar ghahr kardi. 7 bar soorateto az man bargardoondi va man 6 bar barat mordam. 5 bar ghorboonet raftam va 4 bar nazeto keshidam. To 3 bar naz kardi va 2 bar khandidi va joonamo be lab resoondi ta 1 bar begi doostam dari!

2005-12-24T06:34:00.000+03:30

Az darya porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Khoshkidan! Az gol porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft par par shodan! Az zamin porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Larzidan! Az aseman porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Baridan! Az ensan porsidan: Eshgh chist? Nagahan nedaei az daroonash goft Jodaei!

2005-12-24T06:33:00.000+03:30

Age ye roozi didi doro bareto khoon fara gerefte va khodet ham sar ta pa khooni hasti va hameja faghat khoon mibini, natars chon to too ghalbe mani!!!

2005-12-22T07:15:00.000+03:30

Kasi ro baraye doosti entekhab kon ke oonghadar ghalbesh gonde bashe ke nakhay baraye inke too ghalbesh jayi dashte bashi khodeto koochik koni.

2005-12-21T21:48:00.000+03:30

Omretoon 100 shabe yalda
Deletoon ghadde ye donya
Tooye in shabaye sarma
Yadetoon hamishe ba ma
Dele khosh bashe nasibet
Gham bemoone vase farda
Paeiz dare tamoom mishe, shemordane joojeha yadetoon nare!!!

2005-12-21T12:35:00.000+03:30

Shadihayat be bolandie emshab va ghamhayat be kootahie emrooz! "Shabe Yalda Mobarak"

2005-12-21T08:30:00.000+03:30

Doost dashtan, mesle pakone tahe medad! Ya enghadr delet nemiad azash estefade koni ta gom mishe! Ya enghadr gazesh migiri ta hichi azash nemimoone!!!

2005-12-20T07:52:00.000+03:30

Har rooz ke migozasht khosh tiptar az gozashte mishod. Har mode jadid ke miamad mipooshid. Vaghti jeloye maghaze mi'istad va hame be oo khire mishodand va kheyli ehsase ghoroor mikard ba khande az khodash soal mikard: "Az ma mankanha khosh tiptar too donya hast?!"

2005-12-19T08:43:00.000+03:30

Doostan bahre khoda ze ham jodaei nakonid
Ba doost be har hal bi vafaei nakonid
Ya anke yaki shavid ta akhare omr
Ya inke az avval ashenaei nakonid

2005-12-19T08:37:00.000+03:30

Yek nasihat: movazebe khodet bash! Yek khahesh: qslan avaz nasho! Yek arezoo: Faramoosham nakon! Yek doroogh: Toro doost nadaram! Yek haghighat: Delam barat tang shode!

2005-12-17T08:01:00.000+03:30

Eshgh, istadan zire baran va khis shodan ba ham nist. Eshgh anast ke yeki baraye digari chatri shavad va oo hich vaght nadanad ke chera khis nashod!

2005-12-16T06:17:00.000+03:30

Adamha faghat dar yek chiz moshtarakand, motefavet boodan.

2005-12-15T08:17:00.001+03:30

Esmat ra bar kooh neveshtam rizesh kard, roye ab neveshtam bokhar shod, roye kaghaz neveshtam pare shod, roye ghalbam... (Boro baba ba in esmet, inam esme to dari?)

2005-12-15T08:17:00.000+03:30

Zendegi bedoone eshgh mesle shalvare bedoone keshe!

2005-12-15T08:16:00.002+03:30

Bozorgtarin badbakhti anast ke taghate keshidane bare badbakhti ra nadashte bashim.

2005-12-15T08:16:00.001+03:30

Ensan khod ra nemishenasad magar hengame faghr va badbakhti.

2005-12-15T08:16:00.000+03:30

Mobareze ast ke ghodrat bevojood miavarad na esterahat.

2005-12-15T08:15:00.001+03:30

Kari ke gorg bezoor mikonad roobah be hile anjam midahad.

2005-12-15T08:15:00.000+03:30

Dar koohestan kootahtarin rah, az gholle'ei be gholleye digar ast amma baraye gozashtan bayad pahaye deraz dasht.

2005-12-15T08:13:00.000+03:30

Agar nemitavani gaz begiri dandanat ra neshan nade!

2005-12-14T06:51:00.000+03:30

Vaghti eshgh miayad kasi nemibinad amma vaghti miravad hame mibinand!

2005-12-13T07:16:00.000+03:30

Dirooze man ra soozandim baraye emrooz, emrooze man ra gozarandim baraye farda va fardaye man... Diroozi digar!!! In ast bazie pooche ma ensanha!

2005-12-13T07:15:00.000+03:30

Zendegi zibast na be zibayie Haghighat, haghighat talkh ast na be talkhie jodayi va jodayi sakht ast na be sakhtie TANHAYI!

2005-12-13T07:13:00.000+03:30

Mara andaki doost bedar vali toolani.

2005-12-13T07:10:00.000+03:30

Doroogh shokoofe miavarad amma mive nadarad.

2005-12-13T07:05:00.000+03:30

Dar mordabe doroogh gheyr az mahihaye morde chize digari shenavar nist.

2005-12-12T07:37:00.000+03:30

Anche ke zibast aziz nist, anche ke aziz ast zibast. Say kon zibaei dar negahe to bashad na dar chizi ke be an minegari!

2005-12-12T07:35:00.000+03:30

Ensan asheghe zibaei nemishavad, balke anche asheghash mishavad dar nazarash zibast.

2005-12-11T07:44:00.000+03:30

Hich vaght del be kasi naband chon inghadr in donya koochike ke 2 ta del kenare ham ja nemishan... Vali age del basti hich vaght azash joda nasho chon in donya inghadr bozorge ke dige peydash nemikoni!

2005-12-11T07:41:00.000+03:30

Azizam to dar ghalbe mani, to dar vojoode mani, to dar ragaye man jari hasti, to dar khoone mani... Raftam doctor, goftesh angal dari!

2005-12-10T08:48:00.000+03:30

Eshgh: Faramoosh kardane khod dar vojoode kasi ke hamishe va dar hame hal mara beyad darad.

2005-12-10T08:46:00.000+03:30

Naporsid keshvaretan che kari baraye shoma mitavand bokonad, beporsid shoma che kari mitavanid baraye keshvaretan bokonid.

2005-12-09T07:27:00.001+03:30

God gave you 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, 2 hands to hold, but he gave you 1 heart, why? Because he wants you to find another one...

2005-12-09T07:27:00.000+03:30

Bad az koshtane yek ankaboote dar sarmaye shab che tanhayam!

2005-12-09T07:26:00.001+03:30

Mohem nist agar zamin bokhori, mohem dobare barkhastan ast.

2005-12-09T07:26:00.000+03:30

Rahe eshgh varzidan be chizi, in ast ke bedanim shayad az dasteman beravad.

2005-12-09T07:25:00.000+03:30

Be moshkelatetan bekhandid ta hamishe mozooei baraye khandidan dashte bashid.

2005-12-09T07:22:00.000+03:30

Migooyand shisheha bi ehsasand, amma vaghti bar rooye shisheye bokhar gerefteye otagham neveshtam DOOSTET DARAM, be arami gerye kard...

2005-12-08T06:56:00.000+03:30

Shadtarin afrad lozooman behtarin ro nadaran, oona faghat az oonche too raheshoon hast behtarin estefade ro mibaran!

2005-12-08T06:52:00.000+03:30

Bogzar har rooz, royayi bashad bavar nakardani. Bogzar har rooz eshghi bashad dochar shodani. Bogzar har rooz bahane'ei bashad hayat bakhshidani.

2005-12-07T07:17:00.000+03:30

Hichkas nemitoone be delesh yad bede ke nashkane! vali hadeaghal man yadesh dadam ke vaghti shekast labeye tizesh daste ooniro ke shekastesh Nabore!!!

2005-12-06T19:29:00.000+03:30

Zendeegi ra doost daram na dar ghafas, eshgh ra doost daram na dar havas, to ra doost daram ta akharin nafas!!!

2005-12-06T01:03:00.000+03:30

Dishab toro khab didam, ba lebase khoshrange narenji, oomadi dare khoonamoon har chi goftam bia too nayoomadi, migofti boro ashghalatoono biyar!!!

2005-12-05T01:58:00.000+03:30

Dokhtarha dar kochiki asheghe aroosak va pesara asheghe mardaye mohkamo ghavi heykaland, amma vaghti bozorg mishan dokhtara asheghe mardaye ghavi heykal va pesara asheghe aroosakand!

2005-12-05T01:57:00.000+03:30

Matarsak midanest ta oo zende ast kalaghha az gorosnegi khahand mord. Farda... Matarsak khod ra koshte bood! Oo taze kalaghha ra fahmide bood!!!

2005-12-05T01:56:00.001+03:30

Naomidi nokhostin gam be sooye goor ast.

2005-12-05T01:56:00.000+03:30

Yek mard hengami shekast mikhorad az pa dar nemiayad, hengami az pa dar miayad ke dast az mobareze mikeshad.

2005-12-05T01:55:00.000+03:30

Jirjirak be khers goft: Asheghet shodam. Khers goft alan vaghte khabe zemestaniye man ast vaghti bidar shodam dar in bare sohbat mikonim. Vaghti khers bidar shod jirjirak ra nadid. Khers nemidanest jirjirakha 3 rooz omr mikonand!

2005-12-05T01:54:00.000+03:30

zaman, bas kond migozarad baraye anan ke dar entezarand.

2005-12-05T01:52:00.000+03:30

Ekhtar! Age in MSG ro bekhooni Virous Varede Maghzet mishe! Loading... 10% >>>>>>> 50% >>>>>>> 90% >>>>>>> 99% >>>>>>> ERROR!!! Maghzet Peyda Nashod!!!

2005-12-05T01:21:00.000+03:30

Ze harja bogzarad taboote man ghogha be pa khizad, hame gooyand che sangin miravad in morde bas ke arezoo darad...

2005-12-04T08:56:00.000+03:30

Dokhtara mese radio hastan, harchi bekhan migan harchi begi nemishnavan! Dokhtara mese limoo shirin hastan, avval Shirinan bad talkh mishan! Dokhtara mese kontore barghan, haraz chand gahi senneshoon sefr mishe! Dokhtara mese felezyaban harvaght az baghale talaforooshi rad mishan aksolamal neshoon midan!!!

2005-12-02T15:03:00.000+03:30

Age too 2nya 100 nafar dooset daran bedoon avvalish manam. Age too 2nya 10 nafar dooset daran bedoon avvalish manam. Age too donya 1 nafar dooset dare bedoon oon manam. Age ye rooz hishki dooset nadasht bedoon man mordam!!!

2005-12-01T06:49:00.000+03:30

Esmeto gozashtam GOL, Tarsidam pajmorde shi. Gozashtam KHORSHID, tarsidam goroob koni. Gozashtam joonam ke age khodaei nakarde rafti manam beram!

2005-12-01T06:42:00.000+03:30

To khari, gavi, goosfandi, olaghi, bozi, shotori, khooki, asbi, sagi, toole sagi, ... Kollan heyvooni vase foroosh nadari?

2005-11-29T22:24:00.000+03:30

Aseman ra doost daram be khatere safiyash. Sadaf ra doost daram be khatere morvaridash. Eshgh ra doost daram be khatere pakiyash. Madaram ra doost daram be khatere mehrabaniyash. Refigh ra doost daram be khatere marefatash. To ra doost daram bi anke bebinamet!

2005-11-29T08:49:00.000+03:30

Ensanha hamvare dar lahzeye monaseb be makani miresand ke entezareshan ra mikeshand.

2005-11-29T08:48:00.000+03:30

Ghorbane sedaghato safaye khodeman
Maeimo dele pako khodaye khodeman
Dar shahre shoma nemitavan ashegh shod
Bayad beravim roostaye khodeman!

2005-11-29T08:47:00.001+03:30

Peyvaste be fekre koore rahi boodam
Dar jostojooye goriz gahi boodam
In berke baraye khabe man koochak bood
Man mahiye koochake siyahi boodam!

2005-11-29T08:47:00.000+03:30

To belakhare be man nagofti che konam
Dar toore delam agar nayofti che konam
Ey eshgh biya'o kar ra yeksare kon
Ba in dele dasto pa cholofti che konam?

2005-11-29T08:46:00.000+03:30

Ey kash kasi az asheghi boo bebarad
Del ra be shekare cheshme ahoo bebarad
Khaste shodam az khodam, kharidari koo?
Ta ghalbe mara be sharte cheghoo bebarad!

2005-11-28T15:12:00.000+03:30

Dishab tamame khateram az naboodane mah viran bood, emrooz tamame sayeam az aftab viran ast!

2005-11-28T09:10:00.000+03:30

Keshti dar sahel besiyar amn tar ast, amma be in khater sakhte nashode!

2005-11-28T09:09:00.000+03:30

Lazem nist adam az koohi bala beravad ta befahmad boland ast!

2005-11-28T08:37:00.000+03:30

Ensanha adamhaei hastand ke KHODA ra be faramooshi miseparand va tanha moghe'ei az oo yad mikonand ke dochare moshkeli beshavand...

2005-11-28T08:35:00.000+03:30

Man be 2 chiz eshgh mivarzam yeki to va digari vojoode to. Be 2 chiz eteghad daram yeki khoda va digari to. Man dar in donya 2 chiz mikhaham yeki to va digari khoshbakhtiye to. Man in donya ra baraye 2 chiz mikhaham yeki to va digari baraye ba to moondan ta hamishe, DOOSTAT DARAM!

2005-11-28T08:33:00.001+03:30

Zendegi bazi kardan ba varaghhaye khoob nist, balke khoob bazi kardan ba varaghhaye bad ast!

2005-11-28T08:33:00.000+03:30

Man az khoda 1 gol khastam oon be man ye bagh dad. man az khoda ye derakht khastam oon be man ye jangal dad. Man az khoda ye doost khastam oon be man toro dad!

2005-11-28T08:32:00.000+03:30

Motmaen bash too donya ye ghalb hast ke faghat baraye to mitape, oonam ghalbe khodete!!!

2005-11-28T08:31:00.000+03:30

Yeki dashto yeki nadasht, ooni ke dasht to boodi va ooni ke to ro nadasht man boodam ! Yeki khasto yeki nakhast, ooni ke khast to boodi va ooni ke bi to boodan ro nakhast man! Yaki bood pas ki nabod! Yeki boodo yeki nabod, ooni ke bood to boodi va ooni ke nabood man man boodam! Yeki avardo yeki nayavard, ooni ke avard to boodi va ooni ke joz to be hich kas iman nayavard man bodam! Yeki bordo yeki nabord, ooni ke bord to boodi va ooni ke del be to bakht man bodam! Yeki gofto yeki nagoft, ooni ke goft to boodi va ooni ke dooset daram ro be hich kas joz to nagoft man bodam! Yeki mando yeki namand, ooni ke mand to boodi va ooni ke bedoone to nemitoonest ke bemoone man boodam! Yeki rafto yeki naraft, ooni ke raft to boodi va ooni ke be khatere to too ghalbe hich kas naraft man!!!

2005-11-28T08:30:00.000+03:30

Khastam baraye az dast dadanat ashk berizam, didam tamame ashkhayam ra baraye bedast avardanat rikhtam!

2005-11-28T08:28:00.000+03:30

Kasi ke doostesh dari sade az oon dast nakesh, shayad dige hich kasiyo mesle oon doost nadashte bashi. Az kasi ham ke dooset dare bi tafavot oboor nakon, chon shayad hich vaght hich kas toro mesle oon doost nadashte bashe!!!

2005-11-28T08:22:00.000+03:30

Hamishe harfhaei hast baraye nagoftan va arzeshe vaghe'eiye ensanha be harfhaye nagofteye anhast.

2005-11-26T13:50:00.000+03:30

Yeki to rast migi, yeki PINOKIO.
Yeki to mehrabooni, yeki KHERSE MEHRABOON.
Yeki to ghashang rah miri, yeki TENSIE TAXI 2.
Yeki moohaye to ghashange, yeki AN SHERLI.
Yeki khooneye shoma ghashange, yeki KHOONEYE MADAR BOZORGE.
Yeki to sefidi, yeki SEFID BARFI.
Yeki gooshhaye to ghashange, yeki GOOSHHAYE ZIZI GOOLOO.
Yeki to khoshgeli, yeki PALANG SOORATI.
Yeki to zebeli, yeki MALAVAN ZEBEL.
Yeki mano to ba ham khoobim, yeki TAMO JERI.

2005-11-26T13:48:00.000+03:30

Khahi nashavi hamrang, Rosvaye jama'at sho!!!

2005-11-26T08:51:00.000+03:30

Nagoo bare geran boodimo raftim...
Nagoo namehraban boodimo raftim...
Akhe inha dalile mohkami nist!
Begoo ba digaran boodimo raftim!!!

2005-11-25T22:56:00.000+03:30

Azam porsid be khatere ki zende hasti? Ba inke doos dashtam ba tamame vojoodam dad bezanam "BE KHATERE TO", besh goftam: "BE KHATERE HICHKAS". Porsid: Pas be khatere chi zende hasti? Ba inke delam dad mizad "BE KHATERE DELE TO", ba ye boghze ghamgin behesh goftam "BE KHATERE HICHI". Azash porsidam: To be khatere chi zende hasti? Dar hali ke ashk too cheshash jam shode bood goft: Be khatere kasi ke be khatere hich zendast...

2005-11-25T22:41:00.000+03:30

Barg az derakht khaste shode bood, paeiz bahane ast!!!

2005-11-25T15:48:00.000+03:30

Migan ke: Age kasio doost dashte bashi, nemitooni too cheshash zol bezani, nemitooni doorisho tahammol koni, nemitooni behesh begi cheghadr doosesh dari, nemitooni behesh begi cheghadr behesh niyaz dari,vase hamine ashegha divoone mishan! (Vali age vaghean doosesh dari bayad begi ke az dastesh nadi!!!)

2005-11-24T08:46:00.000+03:30

Ooni ke migoft joonesh be joonet bande, hala dare be geryehat mikhande! Ooni ke migoft bedoone to mimire, dooroogh mige delesh jense kavire... Dooroogh mige to goosh nade be harfash, nagoo hanooz mikhay bemooni bahash. Khiyal nakon bedoone oon mimiri, bezar bere nabashe joon migiri!!!

2005-11-23T15:48:00.000+03:30

Behesh goftam mano cheghadr doost dari? goft andazeye setarehaye too asemoon! saramo bala kardam didam asemoon abriye!!!

2005-11-23T08:11:00.000+03:30

Adamaye sar bezeir hichvaght too chale nemioftan vali az didane asemoone abi ham mahrooman!!!

2005-11-23T07:58:00.000+03:30

Be KHODA nagooeid ke moshkelate bozorgi darid, be moshkelat begooeid ke KHODAye bozorgi darid!

2005-11-21T07:45:00.000+03:30

Siahiye shab ra doost daram chon ham range roozegaram ast!

2005-11-21T07:43:00.000+03:30

Har vaght ke khosh hal boodi aroom bekhand ke gham bidar nashe va har vaght ke narahat boodi aroom gerye kon ta shadi na'omid nashe...

2005-11-21T07:32:00.000+03:30

Age ye rooz natoonesti gonahe kasi ro bebakhshi az bozorgiye gonahe oon nist, az koochikiye ghalbe toe!!!

2005-11-20T07:21:00.000+03:30

Baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim, 1kam maro daryab!

2005-11-20T07:17:00.000+03:30

Agar roozi man mordam va to mara doost dashti har 5shanbeh be mazaram bia, gole sorkhi ra rooye ghabram bogzar ta hamishe an gole sorkh ra ke be to dade boodam be khater biavaram. Vali agar to mordi, man faghat 1 bar bar mazarat miayam va aan daste gole sefide maryam ra ke ba khoone khod sorkh khaham kard ra barayat hedieh mikonam va asheghane dar kenarat jan miseparam ta bedani hichvaght tanha nisti...

2005-11-19T07:47:00.000+03:30

Payane eshghe vaghe'ei hargez gerye nakhahad bood, chon eshghe vaghe'ei payani nakhahad dasht.

2005-11-19T07:44:00.000+03:30

Be jaye daste goli ke farda bar ghabram nesar mikoni, emrooz ba shakhe goli koochak yadam kon. Be jaye seyle ashki ke farda bar mazaram mirizi, emrooz ba tabassomi shadam kon. Be jaye an matnhaye tasliat goone ke farda dar rooznameha barayam minevisi, emrooz ba payamre koochaki khoshhalam kon. Man emrooz be To niaz daram, na farda!!!

2005-11-18T05:58:00.000+03:30

Dooset daram ne be khatere REFAGHATET, na be khatere SEDAGHATET, na be khatere NEJABATET, fatghat be khatere khode KESAFATET!

2005-11-18T05:50:00.000+03:30

Wife to husband: What do you think of me if i sleep with your best friend?
Husband: Nothing special. But i think you are a LESBIAN!